Top Ten Yappers of All Time

Since the founding of the Club Penguin Armies organisation, many individuals have spent countless hours wasting away in #community-chat. Though the time invested in our server is questionable at best, today we celebrate YOU with our Top Ten Yappers of All Time!

Designed by Sidie9

TOP TEN YAPPERS

1. Spotty ⟨593.5

2. Mare ⟨498.6

3. Alucard ⟨456.2

4. Calgocubs ⟨425.2⟩ 

5. Auroracat ⟨352.0⟩ 

6. Elsa ⟨348.2⟩ 

7. Zvyphxbia ⟨310.9

8. Kyle ⟨275.6

9. Aubz ⟨227.9 

10. Wynn ⟨227.9 


CLOSE TO THE TOP TEN (LOSERS WHO LEFT THE SERVER)

11. Aaronstone ⟨396.7⟩ 

12. Cabinus Unfortunox ⟨365.6

13. Da Worst ⟨329.9

14. Edenboy ⟨227.9

Click here for the Top Ten Yappers Statistics.


STATS DIGEST

  • Mare had the most messages sent in the CPA server, accumulating a total of 75.3k messages.
  • Despite wasting their time and placing high on the Arcane leaderboard, notorious yappers Aaronstone, Cabin, Da Best, and Eden were excluded from this edition due to leaving the CP Armies server. They have been included in the Loserboard(TM).
  • Due to falling asleep in voice chat on too many occasions, the Top Ten Yappers Committee has deducted one quadrillion points from Bscharbach2′s score.
  • As expected, no individuals on the Top Ten have showered this week.
  • The Top Ten Yappers Committee would like to highlight the efforts of Dillon/Ehroyals81 and Bryce. Though they have not yapped enough to breach the Top Ten, their distinct tomfoolery deserves a dishonorable mention.

1. SPOTTY

⚡️ Number of Messages: 61.8k

🏅 Level: 108

📈 Top Ten Trend: With all Spotty has to say, good luck beating her 100k point lead.

2. Mare

⚡️ Number of Messages: 75.3K

🏅 Level: 99

📈 Top Ten Trend: Mare collects CPA positions like infinity stones. She’s coming for your job Mchappy.

3. Alucard

⚡️ Number of Messages: 45.2K

🏅 Level: 95

📈 Top Ten Trend: The only thing bigger than his message count is the number of women he has e-dated.

4. Calgocubs

⚡️ Number of Messages: 42.1K

🏅 Level: 91

📈 Top Ten Trend: Unconfirmed reports state that he continues to simp for Mare in community chat, even in his sleep.

5. auroracat

⚡️ Number of Messages: 32.2K

🏅 Level: 83

📈 Top Ten Trend: Aurora can’t seem to find her way out of community chat, despite “hate” being a large part of her vocabulary.

6. ELSA

⚡️ Number of Messages: 28.5K

🏅 Level: 83

📈 Top Ten Trend: The true secret weapon of the Templars. She cannot be tamed.

7. Zvyphxbia
⚡️ Number of Messages: 33.9K

🏅 Level: 78

📈 Top Ten Trend: If Zay spent this much time in their own army they’d be leader by now.

8. kyle

⚡️ Number of Messages: 30.2K

🏅 Level: 74

📈 Top Ten Trend: Though Kyle has made it very clear he is not in an army, we are happy to see he has enough time between Mchappy mutes to place eighth.

9. aubz

⚡️ Number of Messages: 24.3K

🏅 Level: 67

📈 Top Ten Trend: One Direction Army goated. Community Committee goated.

10. WYNN

⚡️ Number of Messages: 17.6K

🏅 Level: 67

📈 Top Ten Trend: Though retired, she lives on in our hearts through the #self-roles channel.

Thank you to this week’s Top Ten Yappers Calculations Committee: Shallissa, Sidie9, Oagalthorp, Mustapha10, Blucksockwa1, Bluesockwa2, CollinZFresh, Ronaldo Vargas, Camperjohn64

Shallissa

Editor in Chief

Sidie9

Associate Editor

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