Welcome to the fifty-third edition of Club Penguin Armies Comics! In this comic, PingoBoiii satirizes the diss battle between the Doritos of Club Penguin and the Void Troops.

Designed by Wynn
Disclaimer: This post does not necessarily represent Club Penguin Armies‘ views. Additionally, this is a satirical post.
This comic refers to the previous war between the Doritos of Club Penguin and the Void Troops. In particular, it parodies the comical diss track battle that transpired between the two armies. The panels take the rivalry too far and create a fictitious DJ battle. DCP starts by declaring, “I hate apple… sauce… yuh,” and the Void Troop follows up the diss by making unintelligible sounds. The DCP proceeds to say “Fortnite balls all in your face,” then the Void Troops develop a surreal “yo momma” joke: “Yo momma so big, she can fit in 2 different colours!” At this point, the DCP penguin appears to give up and explodes in frustration, leading the club to blackout. The completely black closing panel with a single pair of eyes visible ends with the rhetorical question that reads: “Really?…” driving home how ridiculous it all was.
Did you enjoy this wild back-and-forth between DCP and VT? What was your favorite moment? Was it the apple sauce diss, the mumble rap, or the literal meltdown? What kind of chaos or cleverness do you want to see next in CPA Comics?
Zenishira
Associate Editor