It’s fascinating to contemplate which houses different armies would be sorted into during the Hogwarts Sorting Ceremony. Each army holds its unique traits and exudes an aura that can resonate with each Hogwarts house. Today, we will embark on a journey to solve this exciting mystery!

Disclaimer: The descriptions represent the author’s opinions and do not necessarily represent Club Penguin Armies‘ views. Additionally, this is a satirical post.

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuffs often embody traits of loyalty, kindness, and a strong work ethic. Those selected into this house rarely argue with others and appreciate animals and nature. These individuals are known for also being humble and putting friendship above all. Additionally, Hufflepuffs value fairness and equality, embracing everyone regardless of background. They are patient, dedicated, and have a great sense of justice. Hufflepuffs are steadfast friends who provide unwavering support, and their modesty often means their achievements are not always in the spotlight. Their love for peace and harmony makes them reliable and trustworthy companions. The animal that represents Hufflepuff is the badger, symbolizing their deep appreciation for nature and their tenacity in facing challenges, even against larger opponents.

Help Force

Hmm, this one seems fairly easy. Humble and kind, dedication shines bright, qualities the Help Force all possess. Hufflepuff! The Help Force is known for their neutrality in situations and their commitment to maintaining peace with nearly all armies in the community. The Helpers are highly valued for their loyalty to alliances and their diligent work within the community. Due to the Helpers often being perceived as the underdogs of the community, this may make them appear less competitive than other armies. However, the Helpers have always been consistent in classifying as a major army, being reliable and dedicated, just as Hufflepuffs are.

Protectors of Forest

POF is undoubtedly Hufflepuff. As a colony of the Help Force, the Protectors are also kind and humble just like the former. Not only that, but their whimsical and detailed uniform gives away their appreciation for animals and nature. After all, they are the protectors of the forest!

Squids

Indeed, Squids are instantly Hufflepuff! Ahh… yes, one of the most magnificent ways to unite armies, regardless of their background history, is always through a meme army. At one of their recent events, Squids maxed 21+ with members from different armies within the community. This demonstrates how Squids maintain a peaceful presence and foster harmony, reflecting qualities reminiscent of those found in Hufflepuffs.

Gryffindor

Gryffindors embody bravery, courage, and a daring spirit. These individuals fight for what they believe is right, often choosing principle over popularity. Gryffindors show their soft-heartedness and trustworthiness by constantly supporting their friends and standing up against injustice. Those selected into this house are adventurous, with a deep appreciation for art and beauty. The animal that represents this house is a lion, symbolizing their boldness and bravery. Furthermore, Gryffindors exhibit a strong moral compass and leadership qualities, inspiring others through their determination and readiness to confront even the toughest challenges. Their enthusiasm and zest for life often make them the heart and soul of any group they are part of.

Army of Club Penguin

“Defend Freedom, and Preserve Justice”. This is the motto of the Army of Club Penguin, the defenders of justice. The Clovers are undoubtedly listed as Gryffindors, symbolizing their bravery and popularity among the community. The determination of the ACP is noticeable through their recent wars and achievements in tournaments over the past year.

People’s Imperial Confederation 

The People’s Imperial Confederation always exerted its influence on the community by standing against unfairness and controversy. Although they have been Small/Medium for a long time, their dominance in geopolitics was never little. Their boldness and bravery to wage wars even against Major armies is remarkable. Their determination and strength to make their army Major once more also is a trait that identifies them as Gryffindors.

RavenClaw

Ravenclaws thrive on creativity, wit, and curiosity. Students in this house are driven by academic motivation and consistently engage in innovative thinking. Known for their competitive nature, Ravenclaws often push themselves to excel in academics, sometimes even resorting to underhanded tactics to secure top marks. Ravenclaws are constantly curious about the world and keenly attentive to detail. The eagle represents this house, symbolizing wisdom and strength, traits that resonate deeply with Ravenclaw’s personalities.

Rebel Penguin Federation

The Rebels are very isolated from the wide community. For what reason, one might ask? It cannot be other than this one: to seek knowledge. Yes, dear reader, their leaders do not want to live among us, mere mortals. They seek guidance from the CPA gods, which is why they always nail formations and tactics in every single battle. Their wisdom is unparalleled in that regard.

Special Weapons and Tactics

GLORY TO SWAT RULERS [insert gif here]. The Special Weapons, at this point, are almost an extension of GPT 4.0. Their server is full of bots and tech-related features. Not only that, but their leader writes and behaves like an AI bot. We cannot forget his wise quotes: “I will not stop, never have I ever”, and “People will criticize your efforts. Climb so high that you will not see them”

What about SWAT troops? Uh… Well… I am not sure if we can actually describe them as… Wise… But hey! At least they are curious explorers and loyal!

Winged Hussars

Oh, what can we say about the Winged Hussars? Their leadership is full of formal and polite ladies and gentlemen. The Hussars yield the capacity to graciously express their noble and virtuous ideas along the lines of a flowery speech filled with extravagant words. Just like that.

Recently, the community just witnessed countless attempts by the Hussars to issue a treaty on the Dark Pirates. The Treaty of Glaciar was not a mere treaty. It was a draft of the United States Constitution. Almost a new book of the Bible. Their wisdom is undoubtedly showcased by such feats (and we cannot forget about their creative formations in battle)

Slytherin

The Sorting Hat places individuals into Slytherin House based on traits such as ambition, cunning, a strong drive for achievement, determination, and a desire for power. These traits often reflect a strategic mindset and a willingness to do whatever it takes to succeed, making Slytherins resourceful and fiercely competitive in pursuing their goals. However, Slytherin House also develops a reputation for traits such as being perceived as untrustworthy, self-centered, and arrogant.

Elite Guardians of CP

The Guardians, esteemed as one of the top major armies, embody traits reminiscent of Slytherin House. Known for their skill and dedication, they take pride in being Guardians, much like Slytherins cherish their cunning and ambition.

Members of the EGCP display exceptional loyalty, mirroring Slytherin’s selective yet intense allegiance. For instance, Edu14463, the EGCP creator and an Army Legend, demonstrated unwavering loyalty by creating an alt to spy on his own army. This cunning and dedication exemplify the Guardians’ alignment with Slytherin values—ambitious, resourceful, and fiercely committed to their goals.

Dark Pirates of CP

Small indeed, but feisty. The Dark Pirates possess qualities aligned with the Slytherin house. The Dark Pirates took a risk when discontinuing their alliance with SWAT. DPC agreed with SWAT that although their alliance was broken, they would remain neutral. Just like Slytherins, who are known for their cunning and willingness to take calculated risks, the Dark Pirates demonstrated a similar mindset. They ended their alliance with SWAT to pursue their own growth. However, the idea of being neutral did not last long when DPC Leaders created anti-SWAT tactics. Just as Slytherins might pivot their strategies to maintain an advantage, the Dark Pirates altered their stance, employing tactics to undermine their former allies for their benefit.

Templars of CP

Gryfffff… hmmm, no, no, no. Something tells me there’s a certain strong drive the Templars yield. Yes, Slytherin! Ah yes, a drive to achieve and make things happen—that is what the Templars are known for. Going all the way back to the Sluttpådawn War, when the Vikings declared on the Templars. TCP may have appeared weak, but do not underestimate them. Like a venomous snake, they strike with deadly precision when provoked. Ambitious, cunning, and fiercely determined, the Templars embody the very essence of Slytherin.

Water Vikings

Ah, yes, the Vikings—well known for their determination, ambition, and relentless pursuit of success. Traits that align them closely with the house of Slytherin. One cannot forget their fierce determination to win March Madness this year. Against all odds and having never won a March Madness tournament, the Vikings were the underdogs compared to the Rebel Penguin Federation. This underdog spirit and their ambition to achieve greatness showcase their Slytherin-like qualities.

Most recently, the Clovers declared war on the Vikings as soon as the conflict between the Vikings and the Templars concluded. Although the Vikings lost the previous war, they saw another opportunity to prove to the community that they were strong, strategic, and eager to win—mirroring Slytherin’s cunning and resourcefulness. The war concluded with the Vikings emerging undefeated, achieving a remarkable war score of 12-1-1. This victory not only highlights their strategic prowess but also their unyielding ambition to dominate and succeed, further cementing their alignment with the values of Slytherins.

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It is undoubtedly funny and interesting to notice how armies and Hogwarts Houses have resemblances between one another. After all, we could not have ended the Community Committee Harry Potter-themed week any differently! Do you agree with the matches presented in this post? How would YOU classify armies as Hogwarts Houses?

 

Edu14463
Associate Editor

Mare
Editor-in-Chief

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