Your Ultimate Christmas Song Playlist: Club Penguin Army Edition

KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters, DJ Max’s Club – The holiday season is well and truly upon us, and CP Army HQ’s very own DJ Max has you covered with a complete playlist of tunes to keep you entertained and feeling festive. Club Penguin Army style, of course.

Nostalgic Club Penguin Christmas Music

You’ve heard of the 10-minute version of All Too Well, and I now present to you: Nostalgic Club Penguin Christmas Music (2 hour version). Nothing screams Christmas like the gentle jingle of the Club Penguin bells. And now you can enjoy the soundtrack to your childhood for a whole 120 minutes on repeat until you drive yourself crazy enough to get up from your computer and spend time with your family and friends in the real world.

All I Want For Christmas Is You

This song means something different to everyone. If you’re called Spotty, you probably want a new boyfriend. Xing? Perhaps a controversy to exploit. Or if your name happens to be Eden, a juicy scandal to sink your teeth into. Because is it really Christmas without a family drama and rogue brussels sprout being thrown across the room?

Last Christmas

🎵 Last Christmas, we gave you a united community and league. But the very next day, we defaced said league and announced our armies were becoming “gaming servers”… This year, maybe we could do what is best for the entire community and come together once more? 🎵 Now that would be a Christmas miracle.

Santa Tell Me

She really is the icon of our generation, and her hit 2014 Christmas single ‘Santa Tell Me’ is guaranteed to put you in that festive mood. I can think of 32 reasons why you should love this song as much as I do, but the video evidence I found below is enough.


This one goes out to all my e-lovers. Justin Bieber’s Mistletoe is a modern classic, and the perfect tune to have on while playing in the (virtual) snow of the Club Penguin island. And if you don’t have an e-lover to kiss under the mistletoe this year, congratulations on being sane.

The Party Starts Now

How could we not finish off our playlist with anything but this absolute banger? Not even Shakespeare could have written the lyrics: “And if you wave em hard enough, then you might even fly”. It’s a certified club classic that will have everyone up on their feet and dancing. Just watch me throw some shapes at the CP Army HQ office party to THAT beat switch-up at 1:45. As I’ve always said, DJ Cadence could easily have composed Beethoven’s Symphony, but could Beethoven have created The Party Starts Now? I think not.

And there we have it: your complete holiday playlist for the upcoming festivities. Forget Spotify, CP Army HQ have wrapped up the best tunes to rock out to this Christmas. What did we miss? What are your favourite Christmas songs?

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2 Responses

  1. ivy December 17, 2021 (7:00 pm)

    only one ariana song, lame!

  2. He called me Flen December 18, 2021 (3:01 pm)

    Amen sister

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