Breaking News: Santa Shot Down

Just a few hours ago, it was reported that Santa Claus was shot down by the Aliens. Many people fear that Christmas will now get cancelled.

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What happened

On December 24, it was reported by the Water Vikings Staff Pingo that the Aliens shot down a green colored Santa Claus. In his post, which also contains much other valuable information, he states that a green penguin, an alien, shot Santa. Eyewitnesses state that the alien operated a UFO with the help of which they launched a missile at Santa’s sled. Santa was killed on impact, while Rudolph fell down to the ground, with his whereabouts being unknown currently.

As Pingo states, the green on green penguin crime statistics rose for the exact second of this crime, to levels not seen for a while. The last time they were that high was during the Aliens versus Army of Club Penguin war due to both armies wearing green in the Club Penguin Journey. This is another incident ACP could be tied to, so it will be interesting to see if they have a response.

Penguins’ Reactions

The penguins that were present during the incident burst into tears, worried about Santa, his reindeers and the future of Christmas. “Without Santa, who will give out the presents?”, many are wondering. It is reported that Cadence has released a post on her Instagram, sending thoughts and prayers to Santa’s family and raising awareness about the crime. Rory has restricted access to the crime scene and let the Elite Penguin Forces investigate and search for the alien, who flew away with their UFO.

CPJ is still going forward with its Christmas Holidays party. There is no official mention of the crime anywhere. This makes sense and is an attempt from the CPJ owner, BP, to silence the crime. It was proven a few months prior that the Aliens leader, BP, also owns CPJ. It is natural that he tries to save his army from facing backlash for the crimes a member committed. As a response to the incident, it is not unlikely that an army declares war on the Aliens. The Club Penguin Armies administration strongly advises the Aliens to hand out their member who committed the terrorist attack.

In order to find out more about the situation, I reached out to Pingo, who has examined the terrorist attack extensively.

Could you give us more information about Santa getting shot down by an Alien earlier today?

Yes it is a tragedy
It was reported at 67:420
We stillndont know the itnentions i am calling aliens as i speak or any embassies of green armies
Ive called people like aaronstone to be this years santa claud
And the north pole has confirmed a 3 day mourning period

What was your reaction on the incident

yes itnis supper tragic
The UN may have a talk about it on the 27th
Im not sure lydia is too busy doing lydia things to confeem
Apart from that, Pingo also stated the following:
i will add that a bounty has been placed of 10000 WV silver or in exchanged currency tonfinding the killer
In an attempt by the Water Vikings to help in the case.

What can be expected?

It seems like the Aliens have not been answering to Pingo, which further shows that they may be guilty and harbouring the terrorist. Neither do their embassies, which is concerning. According to what Pingo said, the United Nations will discuss the attack on December 27, but that will be too late. Christmas will already be lost. CPA encourages armies to attack and press the Aliens to release the killer. In addition to that, it disqualifies the Aliens from Christmas Chaos XV and places WV in its place, which is making efforts to help with the situation.

Luckily, Pingo is working on a solution so that Christmas is not lost. The community deserves to get its presents. If Aaronstone agrees to become the Santa Claus for this Christmas he would save the day. Though there is an issue with that solution, as Aaron’s weight would probably break any sleigh. Hopefully, the WV engineers are working on a sleigh strong enough to withstand the weight.

At the same time, CPA has called PETA to search for the lost Rudolph. His force will definitely be needed to move Aaron and his sleigh.


What do you think of the situation? Will Christmas end up getting cancelled, or will Aaronstone save the day? Is Rudolph gonna get found? The Club Penguin Armies administration hopes that the alien terrorist is found soon and calls the Aliens to stop this madness. It also sends thoughts and prayers to Santa’s family.

This, for sure, is a chaotic Christmas.

Jojo Teri
Chief Executive Producer

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