Michael Jordan is regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time, but many forget that he is also a decorated Army Legend. Today, we will reminisce on Jordan’s time as a leader in the Red Dawn Alliance and his impact on World War VII.
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Jordan’s Sporting History
Michael Jordan first joined the National Basketball Association in 1984 as the third overall draft pick. Many are aware of his time with the Chicago Bulls, where he won six championships, completing two three-peats. It is also well known that Jordan participated in Minor League Baseball. Widely regarded as one of the most influential athletes across all sports, Jordan’s legacy is second to none. However, there is one notably large gap in his resume, particularly from 1998 to 2001. And today, ladies and gentlemen, that is what I will be shedding a light on.
World War VII Recap
World War VII, or the Second Great Holy War, as it would later be known, was one of the largest wars of the Private Server era. With the Rebel Penguin Federation fighting the Templars, and what would go on to become the Red Dawn Alliance. This alliance was composed of the Elite Guardians, the Templars, the Club Penguin Socialist Movement, the Pizza Federation, the Dancing Shark Squad, the Water Ninjas, and the Omegas. Lasting from July 7 to August 15, 2018, the war saw Legends Cup VIII come and go, with RPF being crowned the victors. During this period, the RDA were formed and immediately saw sizes of 60-80.
Leaders of the RDA included names such as SavageCobra, Edu14463, Xing, Elmikey, and Cookky. As for the other side, members such as Perry, Chip, and Left would go on to command the RPF’s coalition, dubbed the United Army of Club Penguin Online. Eventually, the war would conclude following multiple controversies, with the RDA being the decisive winners.
Red Dawn Alliance during WWVII
Common Misconceptions
Whilst what is listed above is usually regarded as the facts behind World War VII. However, this is all really revisionist propaganda. What many are unaware of is that during his time away from the NBA, Jordan was secretly training in the art of Club Penguin Armies. Long before the official Club Penguin game was released, MJ was learning leadership skills, developing bombs and new tactics, and pioneering new forms. Here, we uncover the truth about Michael Jordan’s military affiliation. Whilst most believe MJ to be loyal to the Bulls, and the Bulls only, truthfully, his allegiance lay with the Templars. MJ joined TCP shortly after their opening, at the behest of his good friend Xing.
Michael Jordan in his iconic TCP uniform
Impact on the War
As soon as Jordan joined the fight, he was instantly recognised for his unmatched leadership abilities. Much like in basketball, so too in Club Penguin Armies was Jordan deemed the G.O.A.T. Furthermore, MJ would pioneer the RDA to sizes of 80 easily per fight, leading to the eradication of the UAC. Most notably, Jordan would experiment with new and unconventional forms, as well as having some of the most creative tactics ever witnessed. Many questioned how one man could hold such power, and to this day, we still do not know.
One of the most well-known and notable instances of Jordan’s tactical prowess was the Battle of Flurry. Here, Michael would combine his hooping abilities with his leadership skills to decimate his opposition. Jordan’s impact was so large that only three days following his wipeout at the Battle of Flurry, the war would cease.
Michael Jordan at the Battle of Flurry, one of the most historic moments of his career
Retirement
Unfortunately for MJ, due to the controversial conclusion of WWVII, with the attempted removal of Epic101 from the Club Penguin Online Army League‘s Administration, his legacy would be much forgotten. With many armies being banned from Club Penguin Online, including the Templars, Jordan would silently disappear from the community. Despite the unfortunate end of his career, Jordan would go down as an Army Legend for 2018 and one of the all-time greats. Sadly, due to the very hasty nature of his tenure, MJ is seldom remembered for his accomplishments.
Michael Jordan’s Legend Bio
To uncover more about his history with the army community, Club Penguin Armies contacted Michael Jordan for an exclusive interview. In response, his press secretary said, “Get a life, you loser.” So unfortunately, much of Jordan’s past will remain unknown.
Michael Jordan has had a profound impact on the army scene, yet many are unaware of his participation. Hopefully, with today’s post, we have shed light on his interesting story, so people can spread the good word. With one of the community’s most influential leaders seemingly gone forever, we can only hope one day he will grace us with his presence once more. But what do you think of Michael Jordan? What are your thoughts on his leadership capabilities? Is he a better leader than that fraud LeBron James, in your eyes? Is his Legend status deserved? Could we ever see his return?
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