KLONDIKE, CP Army Headquarters – Sorry to burst your bubble; this isn’t part of Frostty’s regular column. I have forcibly stolen Artistic Analysis from him to bring you my rendition. Who is the man behind the MYTHtery?
Myth, or Colin, as I like to call him, was manipulated into joining the army community at a time that wasn’t important. He’s led numerous armies, posted a few articles, yelled at a couple of people, and given us some masterpieces that make even the best artists bow. That’s all we care about here anyway, so let’s get down to it.
Colin shot onto the graphics scene as he shot into the world: like a rocket. Ronaldo Vargas runs through Myth’s veins as he steals the credit of other designers for some of his artwork. As he snorted his Dominos sugar, Colin created beautiful works of art that only the McDonalds gods could truly understand. His McLovin attitude didn’t stop there, though. Ronald Reagan’s influence is on display in the failure of the trickle-down effects of his signature. Like the economy, it was as fragile as an egg. Don’t believe me? Take a look.
Colin’s platypus creation for SMAU that he 100% created
Colin “creating” his own signature
Colin salutes his McDonalds gods as he snorts Domino sugar.
Colin’s eggcellent first signature for SMAU that he also 100% created.
To better understand Colin’s graphic design prowess, Frostty and I sought out the man behind the MYTHtery for an interview.
What or who influenced you to become a graphic designer?
Of course, Ronaldo Vargas, Ronald Regan, and Ronald McDonald all influenced me to create and design my art.
When did you start designing things?
I started designing when I was shot out of the womb by a demon monster I call the “coochie snoochie.”
What are some things you would like to improve on regarding graphic design?
Everything. Honestly, if I drew a cockroach and the Empire State Building, they both look like a picture of Richard Nixon, so that should tell you everything.
Finally, do you have anything else you would like to add?
My mum said I’ve been a talented artist since I came out of the womb. Both my sisters have liked my art. Knowing they went to jail with matching tattoos saying “Busch Busch Busch” makes it mean that much more.
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As you can see, our leading man Colin is a graphic design demigod. His talents have been a gift from God ever since his birth. If his mother declared his excellence, can we even disagree? The man, the MYTHtery, we give you Colin.
Wow! myth and I are buddies
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