Welcome to What’s Up CPA, the post where we take a look at some of the recent conversations within community chat. The community has been chaotic recently which means the community chat has been overactive. Let us take a look at some of the things being discussed within the community.
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The community has been filled with drama as wars continue to take place and a tournament came to its conclusion. With controversy surrounding the wars that have taken place, the chat has been alight with arguments, conversations and much drama. This leaves us with a lot of potential content to talk about in this post. Thus, without further ado, let us find out what is up in Club Penguin Armies.
One of the first things that caught my eye this week was not the wars or discussion but rather Aurora. See, Aurora randomly posted a picture of her cat and then asked people if they liked it or not. At first, I did not see the picture of the cat being sent so assumed it was not sent at all. With that in mind, I questioned why she was asking people if they liked her invisible cat. But even with a picture, questions have to be asked. Why randomly ask people if they like your cat? Why do you even have a devil’s spawn in your house?? Are you okay???
Here is my theory, Aurora’s cat is no longer with us, they have been run over by one of their family members. Aurora thinks she’s responsible for the cat’s death so is looking for any excuse not to care. Knowing people will joke around, Aurora posted the question with an old picture of her cat hoping people would reply with “No”. If people said they did not like her cat, she could reply “Good, because it is dead”. This is a highly disturbing mindset to have, justifying a death because people did not like them. If I were you, I would stay away from Aurora in case she attempts to kill you.
This is a bit of a weird one, even for me. In a discussion about the Templars Discord sever, a member claimed they did horrible things. Echo, Templars Leader, repeated this before Swvlle brought up a distressing message. Never in my time in the community have I witnessed such disturbing things. Yet, someone is clearly having a hard time right now. Obviously, no-one was actually giving birth in the voice chat but… if they were not doing that, they were obviously taking a massive dump. I mean, how big must it have been to be able to squeal like that on vc?
One of the questions that need to be asked is, why are you using your time on the shitter to voice chat people. If you are in the bathroom, get off your phone! We do not want to hear any of your extracurricular activities. If you think we do, you are clearly using the wrong online platform. So please, please, do it elsewhere before people have to put bleach down their ears.
Recently, Regan took a trip down to Wales where he most likely interacted interacted with some sheep, taking in the Welsh culture. However, one of the things that he said was that he had no money left after the activities he partook in and the drinks he had. With no money left, how did Regan even get home? Did he even attempt to get home? If you are willingly using all your money in an unknown country then you must have a reason surely. Maybe he spent too much time with the hurd and is raising a lamb of his very own.
Time will only tell if Regan will return home but will he ever truly be the same? If you have any pet sheep, be sure to keep them away from him now.
Special Weapons And Tactics is a cult???? Were its members truly brainwashed and manipulated??? Kyle expressed that his girlfriend entered SWAT and left quickly after, thinking it was a cult. Everyone that Zooy knows has also thought SWAT was a cult. The name of the army suggests it is either a wannabe police squad, a cult or a group of swatters. It is understandable that people would think this with the name being SWAT. However, the person Kyle invited spent some time there and saw the penguin on the logo…Perhaps there is much more to SWAT than meets the eye?
A deep dive into this conversation showed that many people were disturbed that others brought people they knew in real life into CPA. In addition to this, the former members exclaimed that they wanted to recruit egirls. With that being said, were they trying to use the egirls to attract more members into their cult? If so, what was their goal? Did they want to form a real-life SWAT team to take out the president of the United States? Perhaps they want to destroy the lives of those they hate? Is SWAT an illuminati reincarnate?
It is my unfortunate duty to have to fire Kiltanon. Club Penguin Armies does NOT support these comments or any of the actions taken by the Irish Republican Army – such as existing. The IRA are truly a disgrace to the community. At no point should any of the Irish be accepted into CPA. They should all be banished from the community and I sincerely apologise for a supporter being allowed to hold an editor position within CPA. Go back to drinking and staying out of CPA!
Unsurprisingly, the community chat has been as active as ever, continuing to host discussions and debates. Yet, in between these two lies the unknown – the comments that are missed. Additionally, crucial warning signs can be seen within the main chat of CPA such as Aurora’s cat being dead, yet no-one seems to notice. That is not the only concerning thing either with people using the bathroom whilst in voice chats or SWAT being a cult. But there is one thing that can never be allowed to happen and that is the revival of the IRA. And that is what’s up CPA!
Will the SWAT cult be exposed from the inside? Will Kiltanon be outcast from the community once and for all? Can Regan escape the brainwashing of the Welsh and return to his home country? Who will be next on Aurora’s hitlist?
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